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kafkaesque: having a nightmarishly complex, bizarre, or illogical quality.

bexutifully:

_{Beckham let out a dark laugh and looked the male up and down slowly. “I wish I could say that time has treated you well, but then I’d be lying.” A smirk crossed his face, he hadn’t come with the intention of being a total jackass, it was just something that happened. “Aren’t you going to throw yourself at me, tell me how much you missed me? That’s no way to treat an old— friend.”}

_{Jasper cocked an eyebrow at the slender figure standing before him, genuine perplexity lucid on his features. He was either bat-shit crazy or looking for a fight. “Oh, yeah, right, because it’s only been like a year.” He rolled his eyes, though his amusement was rather apparent. “I haven’t seen you in forever and you want me to throw myself at you?” He couldn’t help but let out a scoff, and a curt nod. “You’re a goddamn piece of shit, and I am not going to give you that satisfaction.”}