“I ran into my high school History teacher today and he was surprised to see me. Not because it had been a while but because he didn’t think I’d live past nineteen. I’m offended on ten different levels.”
“Well, for starters, you should be. That’s really offensive. Did he actually say that to you, or are you implying that that was what he was going to say? Because if he did—- then I’ll kick his ass for you. Yeah, I’ve been dyin’ to kick someone’s ass.”
