kafkaesque: having a nightmarishly complex, bizarre, or illogical quality.
”Yo, I just got back from the gym and what can I say? I’m lookin’ pretty hot. Mind takin’ a picture for me? I gotta Instagram my progress and I’m tired of posting mirror selfies. Please? Help a guy out, c’mon!”
"Um— absolutely fucking not. You sound like a grade A douchebag and you’re not even looking pretty hot to me, bud. You’re just a sweaty fourteen year old girl that really needs to stop taking pictures and posting it on— Instagram or whatever. Go fuck yourself.“
