
“Really, tell me about your life. I’m sure it’s more interesting than mine.”
One would have thought that his tone dripped large volumes of
sarcasm, but he was being serious. Everything was better than him.
“Yeah, it’s in the past now, so.”
"Death is natural. Sorry to hear, though. That must have—– that must have really been horrible for you.”
“Nah, my life is actually really boring. I swear I’m not exciting as I look.”