”My parents split when I was younger, and my mum died from cancer. Is that really what you want to hear?”

"My mum kicked me out of her house because I was snortin’ cocaine on her table. Then my dad told me I should have been aborted.“
“Yeah, it’s in the past now, so.”
"Death is natural. Sorry to hear, though. That must have—– that must have really been horrible for you.”
“Nah, my life is actually really boring. I swear I’m not exciting as I look.”